My son Peter has a wonderful way of humbling me and making me laugh at the same time. I've considered enrolling him in clown school.
The other night we were sitting at the supper table and he was talking about growing up.
Peter: "When I grow up I will have a big butt like Daddy."
Mommy: "You would think that he would want a beard or glasses, not a big butt when he grows up."
Peter: "But Mommy, you already have a big butt."